Squirrel Jokes

sandy-1Hey, there, I’m Sandy, Sera’s cousin!  I’m a silly squirrel.  I will hang off of the edge of the roof to watch the humans, but I’m scared to come too close.  As the humans dig out from the snowstorm this morning, I thought I would share a few of my favorite Squirrel jokes. Here goes!

How do you catch a squirrel?

You climb a tree and act like a nut!


How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, and all the other squirrels think he’s “nuts”.


The squirrel was happily munching on a nut.

“What kind of nut is your favorite?” the sparrow asked.

“Cashew,” said the squirrel.

“Bless you!” replied the sparrow.


Hee-hee-hee!  Have a happy Wednesday!

An Eastern Grey Squirrel (Sciurus carolinensis...

An Eastern Grey Squirrel (Sciurus carolinensis) in St James’s Park, London, England. Français : Ecureuil gris (Sciurus carolinensis) dans la parc Saint James, à Londres. Português: Um esquilo pertencente à espécie Sciurus carolinensis, no St James’s Park em Londres, Inglaterra. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

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