Hey, there, I’m Sandy, Sera’s cousin! I’m a silly squirrel. I will hang off of the edge of the roof to watch the humans, but I’m scared to come too close. As the humans dig out from the snowstorm this morning, I thought I would share a few of my favorite Squirrel jokes. Here goes!
How do you catch a squirrel?
You climb a tree and act like a nut!
How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, and all the other squirrels think he’s “nuts”.
The squirrel was happily munching on a nut.
“What kind of nut is your favorite?” the sparrow asked.
“Cashew,” said the squirrel.
“Bless you!” replied the sparrow.
Hee-hee-hee! Have a happy Wednesday!